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Eduardo Alex Murillo | Morse High School; Class of 2015 | 5'10 | Left Fielder | San Diego, California | Taken<3|

deodoranting:

1. start off with slow kisses
2. when he’s least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. swallow him whole
4. slither away you fiesty anaconda

Do you look into the mirror, to remind yourself you’re there

gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

mrbutts:

ohstephyy:

my boyfriend made me leave because i haven’t stopped watching this video.

this is the most important video of my life

1 day ago893,662 plays

aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

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cimoressen:

nofootballnocry:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

New FIFA15 skill announced

epic stuff right here

cimoressen:

nofootballnocry:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

New FIFA15 skill announced

epic stuff right here

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

I’m from Mattel. Well, I’m not really from Mattel, I’m actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage